Once upon a time there lived a fictional character named Hitsumi. He had many adventures lived a happy life in the novel he existed in. Life was perfect until…


A strange person named Esker decided that Hitsumi needed to get laid.


The author being a mean evil bitch, had locked away all the female characters out of Hitsumi’s reach. (safety precautions of course, you don’t want them breeding when you’re not looking) So Hitsumi was forced to find companionship within the male characters.


Hitsumi first went to see Ashton, whom he had known since he was a child. Unfortunately as much as a pansy boy Ashton was he was already married and could not be Hitsumi’s boyfriend.


Hitsumi then went to Echo the youngest member of the wizard race, but Echo told him that even though he was over 900 years old that he could not be Hitsumi’s boyfriend because he still looked like a human child.


Hitsumi then went to see Fade, a mysterious man that was very strong and always trying to kill one of his companions. Fade gently declining his offer.


Hitsumi then went to see Clor, the legendary Zimiko knight of the royalty, only to be rejected once again.


Hitsumi then goes to see Whisper a very powerful wizard that hated many things and had a very mean personality. Whisper not hesitating long before answering his question.


Hitsumi then retreats to the last person he knows, Lucifer a cheerful female wizard trapped in the body of a man.



Hitsumi ended his day unable to find himself a boyfriend, but even though he had not find a boyfriend he learned a valuable lessen.

Whisper is bitchy when it comes to boyfriends